(open) Lonely hearts

[Yuna]

So Okashi had it the last straw she was lonely and fed up so she got herself a laptop and went on Lonely Arrancars.com.
And posted an application of herself on there.
"i dought this will work" she said and finished filling the application in. She sighed and flopped back in her chair she was sitting in.
After half and hour of staring at a non changeing screen she closed the laptop and sighed. "thats it i give up....obviously im ment to be alone...die alone..." she grumbled "urgh and im sooo picky.... when you want a strong guy you get weaklings...when you try revese pshycoligy you still get weak guys whats wrong with me!" she said.
She got changed into a proper unfiourm one which was covering herself up. She found a dark corner of a hall way to sit in and sat there. Her eyes staired sadly at the ground.

[masorin]

Grimmjow was walking around the las noches board board out of his skull why had he come back to this group. He sighed he wanted to be apart of the fray join the fight. But he was here bored out of his mind. He then cought sight of Okashi she had grown up quite a bit since he remembered. “Oi Okashi how are things going?” he said his tone only half interested in her reply.

Grimmjow was more preoccupied with the itch on his back. The new number he had received was annoying him these things always itched or burned for the first few days. the number in question was the number 4 which had once been held by ulquiora he almost wanted to laugh when they had given it to him, finnally he was on the same level as that emo prick. Still the one thing about the espada that would never change is the amount of comfort they got vary little to be precise. He looked at the laptop “since when did we get wifi?” he shook his head maybe something’s had changed well he was gone.

[Yuna]

"things...urm ok a bit depressing but thats life!....or death? or the inbvetween!" she said "oh and since i stole somones hub in the human world and non stopped annoyed somone around here to actualy get it to work!" she said.
"you have 1 mail!" the laptop siad.
Okashi looked down "ooo mail!" she said and clicked the open box her message read.

'Congratulastions you had joined lonely arrancar.com please dont expect any messages as we have caculated your chances as 0% good luck at living along time alone, but we have a number of suicide options for you if it gets to much!' the message read. Okashi scrolled down.

"urgh" she moaned "stupid site!" she said she looked up at Grimmjow and smiled "so hows things for you?" she added.

She glanced back at her profile and saw she had a few messgaes her eye twitched a little when it read you cant escape me okashi i found your profile!!!!!!.
Okashi slammed the lid shut quickly. Then glanced around hall way as if expecting to see someone when she didnt she settled down makeing a relived sigh.

[masorin]

Grimmjow laughed when he saw the first message. They really didn’t waist time with that site. But why was Okashi looking for a mate any way. She was an Espada why waist time on something as trivial as lust. “So Okashi looking for a long term or just the quick fling.” He laughed mocking her slightly.

He saw her reaction to the second message and was puzzled “Eh earned yourself a stalker have you?” he said curios. “me I’m fine just made fourth Espada all in all im just board. Theres never been anything to do here beh I need something to do in-between battles or another war id be fine ether way.” He scoffed clearly he was dieing of boredom.

[Yuna]

Okashi looked at Grimmjow when he mocked her slightly "long term.......hopefully....." she said "but then again all i seem to attract is either the weirdo ones...who arnt a weird good or weak guys which i realy realy realy cant stand" she added.
"or than again stalkers....yea hes a pain.....and its not liek i cant kill him either.... you punch the guy and he gose like some weird jelly mass..... its soooo odd....but then again its good for my evil split personaltiy..." she said "she has a huge blood lust problem!" Okashi said.
'okashi techniqule its you with the blood lust problem, beacue i am you just alot more evil....just waite till we get that balance then we will be as one and well ya know' her evil side tole her.

"yea it can get very very boaring when theres nothing to do...hence why i don my crazy weird set ups liek the swimming pool i did once....recently i made a river of blood.... man that was so many shinigami and humans to kill!" she said "but it was well worth it..." she said.

Behind her a Arrancar came out of the shadows he was breathing heavily his arms out as though he was going to embrase Okashi in a hug. Okashis elbow slammed back hit the guy in the face and he went intot he wall.
"oo how crule Okashi-sama!" he said and crawled on the floor at her feet "my love why do you treat me so coldly!" he said "urgh dont call me your love!" she siad and glared down at him. The guy was thin weedy no muscle what so ever, had long black hair.
He looked up at Grimmjow and stood up suddernly "AND WHOS THIS!" he yelled pointing at Grimmjow like okashi was cheating on him even though she wasnt with him.
Okashi face palmed herself slightly She glanced at Grimmjow 'hang on a second!' she thought. She suddernly sidled up to Grimmjow and muttered 'please play along' "hes my boyfriend!" she said and hugged grimmjow then muttered again 'i will make this up to you' she added. The arrancar looked at Grimmjow and glared "is this true?" he said to grimmjow.

[masorin]

Grimmjow laughed at the idea of a river of shinigami blood. He wanted to see that it would make a damned good addition to the las nochess. Grimmjow let out a small chuckle watching Okashi’s stalker get hit in the face..

Grimmjow twitched slightly annoyed at the fact he had been hugged without warning. When he heard Okashi’s plan he couldn’t help but laugh. He thought it over it seemed in his best interest to play along who knows being Okashi’s boyfriend for a bit might provide him with some entertainment. Grimmjow smiled at the stalker and replied to his comment “hells yeah. Okashi isn’t interested in a weakling like you and im not interested in wasting my time. I am Okashi’s boyfriend Espada number four Grimmjow.” He said in a tone that was almost laughing there was no way he could have said that with a strait face.

Grimmjow managed to calm himself looking at Okashi and simply because he could get away with it he grabbed Okashi’s ass. He gave her a quick glance as if to say ‘its just for affect’ which for the most part it was. Grimmjow was looking to piss this stalker off. He had finally found some entertainment here in the las nochess.

[Yuna]

"no NO!" he said "this isnt possible!" he added.
Okashi jumped a little then giggled when Grimmjow grabbed her ass, she new it would add efect so she wasnt about to flip out.
Okashi looked at Grimmjow and smirked,then looking back at her stalker she ran her hand up and down Grimmjows chest lightly scratching "oh you should belive it" she said looking at the stalker.
His mouth opened and closed then he sighed "well i supose all those times sneaking in your room and takeing photo's of you in your shower will have to do then" he said. Okashis eyes widerned and then twictehd slightly "...you...what?" she said "oh yea you never noticed me did ya! i was so quick bless those non flash cameras!" he said and took out a copy of the photos from his pocket "here i got another copy hidden somewhere safe!" he said and went to hand them to grimmjow. Okashis body had gone a little stiff in shock.

[masorin]

Grimmjow let out a laugh as he took the photo's with his free hand and then put them in his pocket. He wasn't laughing at the fact he now held pictures that he could us to his advantage over Okashi, no she was a lower ranked espada any way. Even without the pictures in hand she would obey any order within reason. No he was laughing at the stalker because he was now within Grimmjows reach. His hand moved quickly grabbing his head with his free hand so he couldn't get away. “thanks for the pic's. But like its already been said i have the real thing.” for some reason this time Grimmjow's voice was at the moment sierius he had got caught up in the fact that he was about to kill someone that he temporarly forgot he was only acting as okashi's boyfriend.

Grimmjow gave a glance at Okashi as if to say 'can I kill him?' the hand holding the stalkers head began to glow a dark red a cero slowly began to charge at close range. There was little chance of survival for the stalker unless of course Okashi said otherwise he doubted that would be the case.

[Yuna]

Okashi looked at Grimmjow and gave a nod in saying yes go ahead you can.
"one moment!" Okashi siad she pulled out a pencial and sketch pad from knowhere and suddernly did a very quick sketch yet very dtailed of the destruction of her stalker.
She tured it round so both grimmjow and her stalker could see. He gulped his weedy like fame shakeing.
She looked at Grimmjow and smiled.

[masorin]

Grimmjow smiled the sketch was good he turned back his cero now fully charged he simply fired. The stalkers upper body and head were missing as the rest fell to the ground. And faded into spirit partials. Grimmjow laughed “well he’s dead now”

He looked over at Okashi who was still hugging him and pulled away from her he had played along now for long enough and the stalker was dead. He was satisfied that he had killed some one and he wasn’t all that board at the moment. But one matter still stuck in his head. “Oi Okashi you spoke of a reward for helping you out?” he had helped her out now he was curios as to how she was going to repay him.

[Yuna]

Okashi looked at Grimmjow then smiled "well i dunno" she said "what you want?" she said "since you did do me a big favour it would be bad if i didnt do something for you" she added. "so its your choise" she said.

"hmmm im also gonna need to have a look at the locks on my doors..." she said makeing a mental note to change the bathroom locks and re look at locks in her room.

[masorin]

Grimmjow thumbed for a moment there wasn’t much the weaker espada could offer. He was already stronger then her. He held a higher rank he shook his head for some reason he just felt there was nothing she could do for him. He put his hands in his pockets thinking for a moment. “Teh you have nothing.” He cut himself off.

Grimmjow grabbed the photo’s from his pocket he hadn’t really looked at them in the heat of the moment. They were good quality he looked at Okashi then at the pictures brief idea’s forming in his mind but even then he didn’t voice them it wasn’t like him to be tempted by a womans flesh.

[Yuna]

Okashi tilted her head "oh ok" she said a little dissapointed she cant do anything for Grimmjow. "well thanks anyways" she said. She brought her hand up to her head and groaned slightly liek she had a headache.
Her eyes went red.
She scowled suddernly and removed her hand from her head. "AH!" she yelped "WHAT IS SHE WEARING!" she yelled and suddernly tore off the arms and unzipped it so she was revaling more of her chest and then tore off most of her trousers so they was veyr very short shorts.
"urgh so much better" she muttered then tore of the bottom of her top so that was more like a bra top.
"definatly better" she said. "SO" she said and piverted on the spot looking at Grimmjow. "there must be something Okashi can give you" she said her eyes galncing up and down Grimmjow.
"oh im not sure if she mentioned but she has a split personaltiy!" she said "only tempoarily until we can figure otu how to get a balance!" she said "im all her anger and all the things shes banned from doing...like her little night vist to the human world sometimes" she said and giggled. "and the other side of her is her nroamly overly happy self.... man being to to keep your anger supressed is very very fuck up!" she said.
"now i feel like a blood bath" she added "and i know just the place for one, wanna join?" she asked.

[masorin]

Grimmjow laughed at the sudden changes in appearance and personality. He hadn't expected such a dramitic change out of no where. But for some reason he didn't mind Okashi's shorter clothing. He watched as she tore at her own clothes the idea's once again having to be shrugged off, what was with him he was no pervert and he certainly wasn't going to degrade himself to the level of the stalker he had just killed.

Still this Okashi was speaking his language a blood bath he could always do with a good fight. “Sounds fun lead the way Shiako.” he said as a joke addressing the evil personality as if it were the mirror of Okashi. In a way he was doing himself a favor with the nickname he would have undoubtedly been confused calling this one Okashi as well. After all Okashi was the one indebted to him this other personality was currently separate and there for was still on an equal level.

[Yuna]

She turned to him and grinned "i just cant waite until both of us are balanced out though!" she said. "no more of this arguing at night of how much destruction and chaos to be caused!" she laugthed and started to lead the way.
Her number was visible on her left breast now the nuber 9 clearly shown.

"its gonna be a bit of a walk" she said and smirked evily. She lead Grimmjow into the desert. The stopped "there" she said "isnt that beautiful" she added. There was a river of blood, with a few trees they too had drunk up the blood and now turned red them selves "i added them as an adition!" she said pointing the shinigami bodies hung up in the trees.
"it was fun makeing this...at first i though okashi wasntgoing to go through with it but that woman has guts!" she laugthed. "anyways i fancey a dip!" she said "what about you?" she asked looking back at grimmjow.