Soccer Fan Bananza (Open to soccer fans)

[Hayuko]

OOC: Ugh and to none soccer fans too... <3 love chu guys :3

I had started to sneak around. Me and hiro had already entered the airport in secrecy and were now attempting to steal a private jet. For the ultimate purpose of seeing a special someone. Ricardo Kaka' Now the number 8 of real madrid and they're favorite soccer player.

I started to sneak up behind a pilot on a small private jet that carried, around 3-4 people. As I reached him i chopped his neck with my hand knocking him out. I then turned around and shouted at hiro. "I Got the jet.. IM DRIVING!" I said as I jumped in the jet and started to turn it on. "Its like a video game.... <3 " I said as i waited for hiro to get in.

[Hiro Arjan//Atrocitus]

i walked in the plane and walked up to the cockpit and sat down on the seat next to hayuko, I then turned to him and said.

"I swear hayuko if we go down like Air France i will make sure you are brought back to life and raped by two bears."

i then turned back and started to press buttons and i grabbed the microphone.

"attention passengers this is your co-captain speaking...if you don't want to die leave the plane now but if you want to take the risk then stay on the plane that is all"

[Hayuko]

"No no Hiro we wont be going down like Air france.... Well be jumping out as if it was air Spain" I said while smiling as i handed him his parachute. "Get readyyyyyy" I said as i began to flip on the switches on the jet.

"Well we cant take them all to kaka' its only supposed to be us 2." I said as we began to fly in the air, and i opened the door of the jet from the manual switch on the cockpit and did a flip as all the people on the ship started to fall off.

People on the plane: "WTF NOOOO WE WANTED SEE KAKA' TOOOOOOOOOOOO DX"

"Well that takes care of that" He said as he closed the jet door with the manual switch on the cockpit.

"Now only a few more minutes till Kaka's house" I said as i put the jet on auto and grabbed a parachute getting ready to jump off. "Ready?!?" I shouted

[Hiro Arjan//Atrocitus]

I got up and put on my parachute and walked to the doors.

"Hayuko this is it"

i said as i then pushed hayuko out of the plane then threw a grenade in the plane and jumped out as soon as i let go of it. i put my arms to my side to fall faster ad to reach hayuko.

"HAYUKO WHEN I COUNT TO FIVE WE PULL THE STRAP....."

i said as i put my hand on the strap and started to count


ONE ONE THOUSAND.....TWO ONE THOUSAND......THREE ONE THOUSAND.....FOUR ONE THOUSAND......FIVE "

i then pulled the strap and my chute went off, as soon and the chute went off the grenade in the plane exploded causeing the plane to also explode

[Hayuko]

As i got pushed off the plane i shouted "Wooohooo!" I said as i started to dive to go down faster, Kaka's house in sight i pulled my chute and heard the plane above us explode. "Dammit hiro we coulda rammed frances team with that plane >.< " I said as we were gently floating down.

A few moments later, I landed on the floor next to Kaka's house. "I swear if you jump threw the window and the doors unlocked ima have 3 MALE BEARS RAPE YOU" I said as i wandered around. "where are all the bodyguards?" I asked as i looked across the street and saw a bunch of fans being chased by Kaka's personal body guards.

The Fans: OOOOHH NOOOO WERE BEING CHASED BY OLD UGLY BALD HAG BODYGUARDS AGAAINNNNNNNN -blast off-

I had an anime sweatdrop come out of my forehead when i saw that, then turned around and opened the door into Kaka's house....

[Hiro Arjan//Atrocitus]

i look at the fans and start lauging at them then saw hayuko open the door to Kaka's house.


"fuck doors.....WINDOWS FOR THE WIN"

i said as i jumped threw the window and landed inside kaka's house with style


"Oh yeah that was extremely HARDFUCKINGCORE!!!"


i then start head banging, after i head banged i looked up and saw hayuko look at me as if he was pissed

"What it was fun"

[Hayuko]

"God dammit hiro those bears are going to ass rape you" I said irritated as i started to twitch "You nimrod you might have woken him up"!!!

"IT WAS NOT FUN" DX<

I looked behind and saw 2 ugly bald bodyguards.... "awwwww fuck RUNS DX" i shouted as i dove to the corridor and 1 of the bodyguards chased after me as another one chased after hiro

[Hiro Arjan//Atrocitus]

i ran up the stairs and entered a room and hid in its closet, Lucky for me the bodyguard didn't go in the room so i was safe for now.

"i hope hayuko is alright....poor 13 year old he will be missed..."

i said to my self as i opened the closet door and left the room and looked for the bathroom

" god i need to take a piss"

i said as i kept looking around up stairs for the bathroom

[Hayuko]

I continued to run corridor threw corridor as now both of the bodyguards were chasing me. "That damn bastard hiro ditched me and left me with the hounds... THE OLD FUCKING BALD HOUNDS DX<" I shouted as i continued to run then ran up the stairs and flew past hiro

" HAVE FUN NOW! DX<" I shouted and then came to a sudden stop "Cmon lets go DX were to close to kaka to be caught BY OLD PPL DX" i shouted as i grabbed hiro and dragged him away from the body guards

[Hiro Arjan//Atrocitus]

i was then grabed by hayuko and dragged

"fine then just don't look backwards"

i said as i then unzipped my pants and pissed on the body guards

"DRINK MY PISS MOTHER FUCKERS"

i yelled as they then stopped chasing us

Guard 1: we are getting to old for this....

Guard 2: damn ti do you know how hard it is to get piss stains out >_<

i then start laughing and them then zipped my pants up

"Hayuko lets go in that room"

i said as i now dragged hayuko in the room, The room was Kaka's bedroom thugh it seemed noone was in there but the bathroom door opend and Out came kaka


kaka: O.O......Hi how did you two get in here


i looked at kaka

"well we high jacked an air plane jumped out of it he opened the door i jumped threw the window we were chades by your body gaurds and here we are"


Kaka: i need to get better Guards ._. so you two want my auto graph and maybe head out to the field with me? i was supposed to meet Cristiano there


"HELL YES WE WILL GO WITH YOU RIGHT HAYUKO!!!!"

[Hayuko]

I was dragging hiro when i heard his voice.

"why wouldent i... OH GOD DX" I shouted then turned around scared for life.

I went into the room that hiro directed. Then out came kaka and could barely move.

My face went pale.

"Of course! Ohmigosh my dream is finnaly coming true! SOMEONE PINCH ME!" I shouted